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I needed something to squash when deadlines pile up, and this apathetic egg’s deadpan face cracks me up every single time. The fabric is genuinely huggable and squishy, not the stiff kind you sometimes get. It’s the perfect little desk companion who matches my mood at 3 PM.

This little guy is exactly as gloriously lazy as he looks, and the squish factor is spot on. I can't stop poking his apathetic face while he lies flat on my desk, judging my workload. Totally worth it for the daily chuckle.

Mine arrived yesterday and it's already the most used thing on my desk—the way its little limbs flop out when I squish it is way funnier than it should be. That apathetic face honestly matches my whole morning mood, so it’s a win.